survivyng:

soft marble sculptures appreciation post. 

sashaforthewin:

bananonbinary:

anytime someone talks about “double texting” im just like. sorry. cant relate. every single person i actually text will receive 14 texts in a row at 11pm about whatever random thing im thinking about

I always get confused when people apologize for texting. Like, dude, my phone volume hasn’t been on since I bought this phone and it is face down at night, you could text me at any time as much as you want and I’ll respond whenever I notice them without any though of the time or volume of responses I send back. Relax and reach out freely, babies

shitpostsampler:

Been a good while since I stitched my first shitpostsampler pattern. Here’s a dump: part 1

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They’re also displayed on my instagram: sisestitch

Submitted by  siseja

i-write-shakespeare-not-disney:

I love how Megan thee Stallion and Lil Nas X both made a point in their videos about their oppressors getting off to their content then proceeded to knock them tf out.

tapireye-deactivated20220708:

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Snail Bracelet by Vivienne Westwood

latenitewaffles:

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padeliciouss:

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cousins⚡️🌊🔥

peridot-the-kitten:

stargazing-at-the-moon:

naiive-and-starry-eyed:

soldierpallaton:

your-villainous-neighbour:

heartachemotel:

eratomusings:

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Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

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professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

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Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus.

Zeus:

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Professor: *says literally anything about Dionysius*

Dionysus:

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This is great but are we not gonna talk about how OP doesn’t have a url?!?!?

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I mean, ????????????

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should-be-sleeping:

supreme-leader-stoat:

questbedhead:

adistraughtthought:

chlmera:

itsdanimotherfreakingglitter:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

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DISGUSTANG

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oh my god?

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Okay please read this whole article because there is important information in ther, including;

1. She never yells at her students- her record breaking 121 decibel shout happened during an event she’d been invited to. She was defending her title after setting the previous shouting record during a competition at a church camp, where she got to 119.4 decibels 

2. The only reason she entered the first competition was because her twin sister had entered and was about to win with a shout of 119.1 decibels. 

3. They took her to an expert to try to understand how she shouted so very loud and his conclusion was that her supernatural volume was fueled entirely by her need to beat her sister. 

That’s just how siblings are.

Can confirm.

ghostietoasty:

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They are on a date ^-^💕💖💖💖💖🌸

laplacedemoness:

reinedescruelles:

wakuwakuweek:

aphrodite is the goddess of femmes and artemis is the goddess of butches send post

Persephone tho

Persephone is the goddess of sexy bisexuals

evermore-fashion:

Royal Black ‘The Guardian’ & ‘Dark Knight’ Custom Couture Corset

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

did “its hot in topeka” just really stick with anyone else who watched 2000s cartoon network or was that just me

literally anyone ever: its hot

my brain for the past 15 years: in topeka

selkiecoded:

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